I totally saw batman this weekend.
It was totally badass.

I'm bored.
The last day of class is a week from today.

I move out this weekend.
I can't get on myspace and I'm really pissed off.

The end.

Livejournal is really dead.
I've come to conclude that
now that my roommate has moved out
I have nothing to write about.

Oh well.
I'm going to my dads house
For fathers day.
But I go there every weekend.
So even if it wasn't Fathers day,
I'd still be there.

I only have 6 more days of school,
Not counting the weekends.
The end.

I love it when I go to my dads and do some laundry.
And I use their detergent.
That I'm allergic to.
AND THEY KNOW THAT I'M ALLERGIC TO IT.
AND THEY DON'T TELL ME THAT I AM.
NOR DO THEY TELL ME NOT TO USE IT.

And so now my whole body is covered in rashes.

And I have to rewash my clothes.

I LOVE IT.

not.

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MICHAEL JACKSON IS ACQUITTED!
MOTHER FUCKERS

I remember a while back when I was with my family.
And I asked my grandpa why my nose wasn't as big
As my moms and my dads and my brothers.
And he said
'It's because you haven't told as many lies as them.'

I just thought that it was really funny.

I was supposed to go to the beach this weekend to celebrate the departure of my roommate.
But
The trip was cancelled due to that damn Hurricane thingy.
So I'll probably just go to my dads house.

In two days I will be having the best day of all summer.

Why?
You may ask yourself...

Because my roommate is moving out.
And I never have to see her again.

Isn't that sweet?
I think so.

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So I went to a box car derby race this weekend.
And I seen this white kid who was like 3 or 4.
And he opened his mouth to smile.
And all of his teeth had
Silver Caps on them.
And I thought to myself.
Only in Alabama could I see
A sight like that.