"what year was your face born?"--oprah whinifred

[coloxic]

A good costume would be to wear a diaper over your face, cut out eyeholes, and then have brown stuff coming down from the diaper down your neck. I have a thing for things that are alarming, but terribly simple and easy to get around in (last year I was whirlpool face. I knocked out three people with the dishwasher I wore over my head). As

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[epathamerkerson]

How about Dracula as Mr. Spock?

[coloxic]

that's too easy of a mix, like helen keller as a zombie with good skin

[epathamerkerson]

you're right. and i'm pretty sure helen keller ate brains, so your point is further bolstered.

[coloxic]

she'd think it was rice pudding