just look at this! (rookie's such a bad influence)

[colton_carter]

Mmm… my first night out in Toronto. It’s funny to be back East. I’ve always relied on my sense of cardinal directions, but throughout this trip they’ve become intrinsic to my understanding of location and direction, to the point that I left the house for the first time by myself today in Toronto, (after having arrived almost two days ago) and

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[rookie]

dude, i am telling you. first livejournal, next friendster!

so wednesday 5pm-ish, shopping, dinner and then more lesbian watching?

[colton_carter]

no way. nunh-unh. no friendster for me.

on the other hand, the rest of those activities sound good.

where are we going? am i picking you up at work?

[ugly_57]

For anyone who is not inclined to take the train and have all that horrid peace and quiet, I would suggest traveling by very small car with two bitchy sisters. To make it extra special, look as queer as possible and tour the southern United States. If you're not having enough fun yet, eat a diet consisting solely of mayonnaise and whiskey. I'm sure you would agree, Colton Carter...

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