we have chinchillas! at night they get released into the boys bathroom in the nature center to get out their wild chinchilla angst. and then when it's time to put them back in their cages we have to catch them. they like to hide and perch on the toilet pipes. i like the idea of chinchillas. they are kind of like fat squirrels with short, non- ( Read more... )

Here I am in the 'Hamp. The new one. I like how on their liscence plates it says "HAMPSHIRE" in normal font, and then above it, "new" in a casual italiac script, like someone dashed it there so casually it's actually really cool. There is a discrepancy though, because if they're really all hip with the times, they should be aware that the old ( Read more... )

our paychecks from the nursing home come with a newsletter. the latest one included a word-search, the topic of which was "safety". here is the list of words ( Read more... )

this is what they are!!! they're orange, with a mashmallow texture, and they taste like banana!!!!
who's with me that they are the most nasty things ever?!

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why do those valentine conversation hearts have to taste like crap?
if you like them, other than the white ones, i just don't know about you
you probably like necco wafers too, and that's going way too far

i noticed in the breakroom today that there is a small backwards sticker in the corner of one of the windows that says "holy face of jesus christ protect me" around one of those famous pictures of Jesus' face. it made me giggle. and then i felt bad. and then i didn't feel bad because Jesus' face probably didn't look like that anyway. and i don' ( Read more... )

i wonder what they actually do in a root canal ( Read more... )

Had a bad day? Need a lift? Here are some inspiring quotes from the nursing home staff ( Read more... )

Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon ( Read more... )

I work at the nursing home now. it's sort of like wandering through other people's dreams ( Read more... )