"morte - Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus ( Read more... )

UPDATE ABOUT FRIDAY ( Read more... )

Found the few little words that needed to be added to lock this wallpaper in place. QQ, today is going slow, ready to see what tonight brings.

hahahah:

TreeSurgeon - My lesbian friend Paula once told me that if god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I rest my case.

deltax - cancer is due to sloppy programming on god's part

rjbs - billn: you some kinda jehovah's witness??
billn - rjbs: I wouldn't say 'witness.' I mean, I clearly saw God hit that guy with his car, but there's no way I'm gonna testify against him.

Life is going pretty damn good atm. Shay is back in town and I have been doing stuff with them the past week or so. I prolly won't be in town after like 7 or so Friday. Going to go meet this beautiful do some stuff for a bit then come back and load up with like 4 women and go to the clubs in Memphis. Weather permitting, I will prolly pack up and ( Read more... )

@Seth - *** How to Create a Religion in 4 easy steps ***
@Seth - Step 1: Create "god", "evil" and "theories"
@Seth - Step 2: Write book (should take about a page)
@Seth - Step 3: Layer on the bullshit (should now be ~1000 pages)
@Seth - Step 4: Publish and wait for the suckers

This week has been a awesome week. Bought my car and partied on Monday and didn't get back till 4 am. Went to Little Rock on Wednesday and did not walk through the door till 5 am. I wish I could live it again a few more times. April, overall has been a damn good month for me.

found this link posted on another forum. hope you get a good laugh out of it.

http://www.bumpernuts.com/