nah- i think i'm the problem. i've always been a wimp.
and if i'd learn to read BEFORE looking at pictures... i'd have known where that was headed. but i've always been that way. even now, when i pick up a book knowing there are no pictures... i still skim it just in case one might magically appear. makes no sense.
(and by the way, i do end up going back and reading... and generally what i've assumed from the pics is never correct.)
or the proof of god (i knew it, and now you know it too)... roaches in action... and that weird sound i heard before you said, "i can't stand it." hehe
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm... "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. "Nith horth" says the dwarf - "can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. "Nith eyth" says the dwarf "can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks the dwarf up to show him the horses teeth. "Nith teeth can I thee her eeerth?" the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again he picks the dwarf up and shows him the horses ears. "Nith eeerth" he says "now......can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina. He holds him there for a few seconds before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that ..... can I see her wun awaound?"
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"It's Superman".
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and if i'd learn to read BEFORE looking at pictures... i'd have known where that was headed. but i've always been that way. even now, when i pick up a book knowing there are no pictures... i still skim it just in case one might magically appear. makes no sense.
(and by the way, i do end up going back and reading... and generally what i've assumed from the pics is never correct.)
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i get into that stuff. mostly for the old pictures, advertisements, etc... i'm weird that way.
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"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nith horth" says the dwarf - "can I thee her eyth?"
The owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
"Nith eyth" says the dwarf "can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks the dwarf up to show him the horses teeth.
"Nith teeth can I thee her eeerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again he picks the dwarf up and shows him the horses ears.
"Nith eeerth" he says "now......can I see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina. He holds him there for a few seconds before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says:
"Perhaps I should weefwaze that ..... can I see her wun awaound?"
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but i will forever say "weefwaze" now. but i think i'll say, "wet me weefwaze..."
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