i haven't been able to update this past week, i had a bit of an accident. after valentines day, i had made up a batch of wheatpaste to go out postering pictures of christopher's face with stamps of "do not trust this guy" across his forehead, but then i did the stupidest thing. after mixing in the water, i was curious what it smelled like and put ( Read more... )

guys, that last post was not me! i despise valentines day! and while i have no hard evidence prooving christopher's guilt, i couldn't help but notice his bed had remained unslept in last night. valentines sleepover date? christopher = guilty.

so things are going pretty good with my new girlfriend. im actually going on a valentines date with her tonight. dinner and a movie. its kind of cheesy but i actually secretly love valentines day. i want to do something really romantic but im too depressed.

thanks for your comments guys, the situation is actually even worse now and i'm kinda freaking out in my head. i took him back to the centre and they told me he may get put down! and also that there's a small chance he may have rabies, but probably not. so if next post xtopher writes is about me biting strangers and having to constantly wipe froth ( Read more... )

today is a bit of a sad day for me. i've just been lounging around my room, snorting coke by myself, listening to music, writing sad poetry. beside me sits arson, the wish it could have been, dozing in my princess chair, just as i hoped he would. too bad he's crazy. he twice sunk his teeth so deep into me that my hands bled for hours. this was of ( Read more... )

i think i've developed a fetish for people that knit in public.

i'm so very sleepy right now, but am gonna try update anyways ( Read more... )

after having a great conversation with simone this afternoon over lunch, and upon hearing about her temporary loss of hearing in her left ear (she burst her eardrum!) i would like to publicly withdraw my defamatory remarks about her ( Read more... )

back in t.o. looking for a job(ish ( Read more... )

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