me: matt, don't talk about me in your lj, k? matt: oh, okay.
LIES. as usual.
ha...why do i have to hunt? should i get my phD in ...zoology? so i can like...the habits of the bears and their weak spots where i could pierce them with my sharp sharp arrows? i'll join the archery team? if there is one? living in the forest..in a nest?? but we're not birds..and you know how klutzy you are...it's practically suicide to do such a thing. i can imagine waking up, stretching, and look down to see your broken body lying in the forest floor below? oh no..you died again.
reminds me of...midsummer night's dream. the idea of..just running away from society...into a forest where no one would venture to find you...all full of magical fairies and such. but i never understood why they would...like leave the forest and go sit in the middle of a meadow...all naked? what was that? -___-;; they should have stayed...
Re: -__-;;comatosekeiOctober 15 2004, 18:14:48 UTC
Quiet, you. Bears are not as innocent as cows. Nor as holy. 'Holy cow' is not a widely-known phrase for nothing, you know. And it really makes you wonder... why have cows ever been revered in the first place? Something to research?
By the way, I've been told that beef makes you stink. And it's bad for you. Bad bad bad.
So, dear, would you mind hunting bear? Nothing like a good chase. I must admit, however, considering the average brown bear weighs 300-400 pounds, around 3x-4x your weight...
this i don't agree with. since when, mr. gibbs, can you judge the innocence of animals? they're in a whole nother class, incomparable to our morals. they both eat as much as they can to keep themselves alive. ever thought of all that poor, innocent green grass? wimpering and cowering under the harsh breeze and dark shadows cast by this mammoth creature that, by the way, chews in a very nasty fashion? cows have beautiful sad eyes, yeah, but i don't think they're better than cuddly bears? do our children play with teddy cows? i think NOT.
wait. i lost my point. oh, right. yes, we'll eat bears? or maybe not? i mean, what if a bear ate a squirrel and then i shot down the bear with my awesome fabrique nationale p90? (gunslinger girls!) okay then we would be eating squirrels and that is SO no.
Ha, hmmmm, I would say something incredibly insightful, but I'm all out of insight. Learn to dance? How do you learn to dance ?! Dancing comes naturally man! Just feel the music! Only jive mothafuckas need to learn. You've just been stifling the need to move all your life. It's built in the genetic code of our people... Or a maybe it's a biproduct of all those chemicals in chicken.
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matt: oh, okay.
LIES. as usual.
ha...why do i have to hunt? should i get my phD in ...zoology? so i can like...the habits of the bears and their weak spots where i could pierce them with my sharp sharp arrows? i'll join the archery team? if there is one? living in the forest..in a nest?? but we're not birds..and you know how klutzy you are...it's practically suicide to do such a thing. i can imagine waking up, stretching, and look down to see your broken body lying in the forest floor below? oh no..you died again.
reminds me of...midsummer night's dream. the idea of..just running away from society...into a forest where no one would venture to find you...all full of magical fairies and such. but i never understood why they would...like leave the forest and go sit in the middle of a meadow...all naked? what was that?
-___-;; they should have stayed...
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By the way, I've been told that beef makes you stink. And it's bad for you. Bad bad bad.
So, dear, would you mind hunting bear? Nothing like a good chase. I must admit, however, considering the average brown bear weighs 300-400 pounds, around 3x-4x your weight...
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this i don't agree with. since when, mr. gibbs, can you judge the innocence of animals? they're in a whole nother class, incomparable to our morals. they both eat as much as they can to keep themselves alive. ever thought of all that poor, innocent green grass? wimpering and cowering under the harsh breeze and dark shadows cast by this mammoth creature that, by the way, chews in a very nasty fashion? cows have beautiful sad eyes, yeah, but i don't think they're better than cuddly bears? do our children play with teddy cows? i think NOT.
wait. i lost my point. oh, right. yes, we'll eat bears? or maybe not? i mean, what if a bear ate a squirrel and then i shot down the bear with my awesome fabrique nationale p90? (gunslinger girls!) okay then we would be eating squirrels and that is SO no.
can we eat berries instead?
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And oh yeah, SATs again soon.
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If it's in Awesomity, I can put in a word for you with...myself. Proffessor Of Awesomity, Cornell University, near Ithaca.
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And omg I <3 Morrowind!!!!! It was like all I did last summer, I was addicted man, addicted. But it was a fun addiction ( ... )
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you gotta be like...like...WHOA man! I'm in the shire!
awwww...work's a bitch...72 fucking hours of it...and I finally get a chance to communicate with the outside world...
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"Life's a bitch, slap it like it owes you money."
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