Fourth Wall Chore - [Action/Audio]

[combat_butler]

*For all the confusion going on, Hayate has been spending his day walking about the streets of Goldenrod as he normally would! He doesn't seem confused at all by the mass population increase! Nor the giant legendary 'mons people are showing off. If anything, it just looks like he has a headache

Comments

[fauxearl]

[Yep. The most unusual person he's ever met. Ever.]

Are you fond of speaking to yourself?

[combat_butler]

Mm, usually I just internalize it!

[fauxearl]

Ah? Ahahaha! Really? What else do you internalize, hmm? [draping himself over Hayate's shoulders~]

[combat_butler]

*w-what the draping* E-er... A... a lot of things, I guess...? The usual fare for inner monologue.

[fauxearl]

[enjoy the draping, embrace the draping]

Hmm, mhmm. But you must have other, darker things you like to internalize.

[combat_butler]

D... darker? I don't exactly qualify for that kind of monologue...

[fauxearl]

Really? Are you that innocent?

[combat_butler]

--eh? I, um... Don't think I'm allowed to reply to that...

[fauxearl]

Why?

[combat_butler]

... telling someone you're innocent usually means you aren't.

[fauxearl]

[giggling~~] Then why not just say it-- unless you're ashamed of being innocent?

[combat_butler]

Wh... why would I be ashamed of something like that-?!

[fauxearl]

You are! I see you're blushing! You're entirely innocent! An innocent man can't stay innocent for long, you know.

They'll be defiled sooner or later! Sooner or later, sooner or later, defiled defiled sooner or later~~~

[combat_butler]

--wha-- N-no one is going to defile me!

[fauxearl]

Of course you are! You will! It. Is. It will happen!

May I? [Personal space, invading it once more bb~]

[combat_butler]

*OKAY WHOA now he is putting some space between them* --you may not!