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[combat]

Put an X next to the things that are true for you

Comments

[sockfu]

(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER HAVE RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER HAVE SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER HAVE GONE ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER <-- this also includes girl teachers, non-sexually

[combat]

Oh, good. You've not done anything too wild. Sorry if that frustrates BUT YOU'RE MY INNOCENT FRIEND IT KEEPS ORDER IN MY LIFE.

[likexwhoa]

(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK

[combat]

Damn all you people! I feel like I need to be dipped in holy water and repent!

[likexwhoa]

i'm still young! no, but man, one time i was playing ten fingers and this guy had all ten down before i got one down.

[sockfu]

dude, at my first journalism campout, we played ten fingers and soon everybody got embarrassed and we had to STOP!

[chillthatbends]

man. i have done none of things. except for crushing on teachers and going to europe. i am like extra virgin olive oil.