This is not untrue.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I bought porn for alexisthegirl (10 points). Last Monday I stole triangler's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last month ethel and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-186 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
combustafarian