FIC. Or, proof that I should not be allowed to write anything, ever.

[come_home_laika]

Title: The Bonds of Sisterhood   Reasons why Bianchi is terrifying
Series: KHR
Pairing/Characters: Bianchi, girl!Gokudera/girl!Hibari
Words: 962
Rating: PG-13-ish, for (mostly) vague sex talk
Notes: The idea for this came from pen_over_fist , who is far better at torturing Gokudera than I ever will be. I know I should have finished this ages ago, but I sort of

Comments

[pen_over_fist]

LMFAO

JSDLGJDSA

P-POOR GOKUDERA.

This was so cute and demented and oh good gods, I can only imagine Hibari's quiet unexpressive horror.

BIANCHI JUST CARES FOR YOUR WELL-BEING, GOKUDERA.

I love how your icon is basically Gokudera for the rest of her life

[come_home_laika]

Whenever I pictured this I just imagined Bianchi being...horribly overinformative. With pictures. And diagrams. And a slideshow of horrors. All in the name of education, of course. And possibly scaring Gokudera away from sex forever.

YES. BIANCHI CARES VERY,VERY MUCH....AND WANTS TO GUT HIBARI WITH A STEAK KNIFE FOR DEFILING HER BABY SISTER.

this one too

[pen_over_fist]

I know exactly what you mean sjlfkjslag HAHAHAHAHA.

Steak knife would be so merciful, though. Plus, it's a shounen manga! No one deviates away from their planned weaponry!

I think that's stage one of her reaction. Stage two is prudish rage, and three is catatonic horror.

[come_home_laika]

Well it's all part of her duty as a manifestation of all things horrible in the universe good big sister.

Hm, true. She could use the steak knife to pin Hibari down and feed her poison cooking while showing her pictures of advanced Chlamydia infections?

Oh god, I just creeped myself out >: