Jesus does NOT have a livejournal,

[comeasyouwere]

and that is an important thing to remember.

lately i have been up to many things that have been photographed.


things like getting kisses.


and treating the birthday boy RIGHT.


and challenging these two fine pieces of ass at beer pong.


and being a SEXPOT.


and DONALD!


OMG My St1nKy BFF 4 L1F3 TTYL BRB ROFL OMG!


OMG My 0th3r m@l3 BFF 4 L1f3 I <3 C$!


I fucking love my bitches.


Que??


Hence, the keg needed a bath. Hey now, treat your alcohol containers right.