Dude!

DIET DR PEPPER IS SO AMAZING.


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Last night I hung out with an old friend of mine SLAM ( Read more... )

With my glock I'm a plottin' ass rotten mutha fucka ( Read more... )

I just wrote my weird communist philosophy teacher an essay about cultural relativism and how stupid it is.

I'm sure he will hate it.

Sometimes the line between the past and the present is difficult to see.

I'm always better at cold turkey, anyways.

Procrastination is just like masturbation. It's awesome until you realize you're just fucking yourself.

It's amazing how easy it is to get up in the morning when you don't get baked or drunk the night before. I feel...well...

refreshed!

And it is WILD.

Lock and Load, baby.

( I'm not sure what this means. )

Tonight is the opening of the fondue joint.

I hope I make some fat cash.

I'm going to buy a digital camera tomorrow. I am going frickin insane without pictures, it makes everything so boring.

"I think most of our lives are spent trying to figure out who we are and why we're here and trying to find our place in the world and when we finally become unafraid to just be ourselves and to take life as it comes, regardless of however well we succeed or fail, or what impression we make on others, only then will we have a chance at being happy ( Read more... )

"Maybe you thought I was mad at you because I didn't talk to you because I knew you were so drunk it didn't even matter ( Read more... )