"Skepticism is the highest duty and blind faith the one unpardonable sin."

On the tele they just announced that at 5 when the news starts I have the opportunity to see THE WOMAN THAT GAVE BIRTH TO A 16 POUND BABY.

First of all, EW.
Second of all, Who cares!
Third of all, aren't there more important things going on!?

I CANNOT even begin to explain how much I edit/STRONGLY dislike America edit/add an n and then the word politics.

I am okay with this.
I, am enlightened.

After Law School, I am through with America.

EUROPE HERE I COME!

So far I* have spent $275 on books for this semester, and there is still one more I need to buy.

*My parents

I'm terribly broke and so I can't buy cigarettes anymore so when I see people in front of me smoking on campus I go up real close to them so I can smell it.

I have issues.

I always manage to find money for booze, though.

One MUST have

Chuck must be vying for the title of internet king for finding this.

I am having a hard time not falling off my chair in the computer commons.

Back to school,
Back to school,
To prove to my dad,
That I'm not a foool!!

So far so good. I am optimistic.

amyh is the sex queen i love ger she is the hottest 0iecfe of as sivhae ever seen and i am so drunk right now i cannot even begin to type what i want and intend to say. bujt i know i love love love all of my girl friends and tjhat is all that is imporantatnt right now. becauyse honestly whwat would io be wihtouthtthththththt them. nothing. i ( Read more... )

H.O.O.L.I.E.D in Tucson and loving life.

What more could one want?

Tucson+BBQ+SoCo+BeerPong+Porn+Fort+Everyone=HAPPY!

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Oh my god.

People are so creepy.

Good night last night till a certain point, then it went from good to bad to weird.

I miss, still, I just can't do it like this anymore.

I don't want to do anything today.

I hope dry humping isn't a common phenomenon.

"If it doesn't make you laugh, you don't have to cry."

Even if the thing that's making me smile now doesn't amount to shit, at least I know that the potential for it is there. I can finally look forward.

And for now, I can't stop smiling.

A woman walks into a grocery store and buys the following:

1 toothbrush, 1 razor , 1 tv dinner , 1 video, And 1 magazine....

The kid at the register asks, "are you single?"
The woman blushed and responded "why yes, how did you know?"

"Because you’re fucking ugly."