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comedownstairs

megapython vs. gatoroid!

Jan 29, 2011 23:12

You all may know I like myself the occasional Syfy movie. For those of you who weren't aware, I like myself the occasional Syfy movie. So when the time came for Megapython vs. Gatoroid starring both Tiffany AND Debbie Deborah Gibson, I had requests from a few people to see my reactions to it ( Read more... )

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Comments 17

christinenj January 30 2011, 13:25:09 UTC

You've made me snarf coffee. Great review!

Wasn't that epic?

I can't remember if A Martinez was on General Hospital. But he did play Cruz Castillo on Santa Barbara for a few years.

comedownstairs January 30 2011, 17:24:16 UTC

I have so much love for this movie. SO MUCH.

And he was indeed on General Hospital. I remember him being involved with Bobbie, and I think the mob. I kept thinking his name on it was Ray, but as I IMDb it I see it was Roy. He was Ray on One Life to Live. (You learn something new every day- apparently this is my something.)

lyssie January 30 2011, 16:24:39 UTC

I am told that Debbie did indeed compose and sing a song for this movie. *amused*`

comedownstairs January 30 2011, 17:24:51 UTC

Oh, that is fantastic. It has to be the bad dance music I'm making my anthem then, which makes me happy.

nickless January 30 2011, 19:10:49 UTC

Okay, I have to admit, I didn't pay a lot of attention to the first half hour and wasn't thrilled with the next. But then I snarfed something all over at one point and decided the second hour DEFINITELY picked up.

tried to follow her Jeep around the same corner at least twice? Awesome.

SO MANY recycled shots and props that they didn't even try to disguise. Beautiful.

DID THEY JUST KILL A DOG SIX MINUTES IN? DEBBIE AND TIFFANY, YOU ARE BOTH GROUNDED.

*sniffle*

9:16: Tiffany's boobs do not want to be in that shirt.

That was like, an entire subplot.

9:30: And hillbilly's head is lying there and BF had a snake all up in his business and it's still moving

I love that he kills it then *whoomp* - smooshed by rest of snake. HEE.

Also, I'm normally Team Debbie (Electric Youth really spoke to me) but I'm Team Tiffany in this movie.

Oh, Team Tiff all the way.

9:43: I love Mrs. Landingham so hard. SO HARD.

Best Supporting Character goes to...

Feeding gators dead chickens stuffed with steroids doesn't strike me as ( ... )

nickless January 30 2011, 19:10:59 UTC

10:05: Tiffany's boobs don't want to stay in that dress, either.

Okay, in her speech, WHAT does she say the BF's last name was? It could have been "Regina", or they just blew past the FCC with the trickiest pronunciation ever...

10:05: O hai Mickey Dolenz!

*dies laughing*

THERE WERE SO MANY POTENTIAL CROTCHSHOTS THAT JUST HAPPENED, I CAN'T EVEN.

And by the end, they're embracing them.

10:21: A bunch of guys in 1987 just got sexually aroused and have no idea why.

ROTFLMAO

10:23: I love how everyone at the fancy party has a gun. Everyone.

He said that and I thought "Oh please let everyone whip one out." And they did and it was like Christmas!

10:45: Those baby gators hatched big. I'm pretty sure that's not possible.

15 minutes left and you're still questioning the science? ;)

10:47: So, Tiffany does get points for figuring out how to trail the pheremone from the carThose jugs would have been empty in a couple of blocks - she goes miles and miles! Oh, look at me, questioning the science... I'll shut up now ( ... )

comedownstairs February 1 2011, 05:45:15 UTC

9:16: Tiffany's boobs do not want to be in that shirt.

That was like, an entire subplot.

I kept seeing on Twitter that her boobs needed third billing.

I love the bits Debbie and Tiffany are doing, if only because they promise to keep making bad decisions in this movie and mourn the death of "nameless day player".

BEST PART of the whole thing. It may have been that part that redeemed the whole thing for me at that point.

They so knew exactly what they were doing and just had fun with it, and I love them so, so much for that forever.

Okay, in her speech, WHAT does she say the BF's last name was? It could have been "Regina", or they just blew past the FCC with the trickiest pronunciation ever...

I heard "Regina" too, but then you say that and I wonder...

15 minutes left and you're still questioning the science? ;)

Yes. :D

10:51: Tiffany has a lot of tattoos.

Yes! That's like the #1 thing I learned from this movie. Besides, y'know, don't feed megasteroids to gators. See, I'm fine with tats, but I was distracted in this case ( ... )