things i've learned this past week:

[comeinnumber21]

1. there is a job called "chick sexer" and it's not what you think. it has to do with baby chickens and poo.
2. the host of every show on the discovery channel is insane.
3. chiquita now makes mini bananas and they're neat. everything is better when they shrink it (like travel shampoos and deodorants!!!).
4. i think i would actually vote for ben

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[primary_benelux]

I'd say it was me, except that I don't care about football enough to make love in the middle of Bobby Bowden Field, nor do I have the ability to attract anyone at all, soooo...

[primary_benelux]

Heh, and I thought that about the Calendar Girl, too!

[comeinnumber21]

so you make #3 who's told me this. i don't know how i feel about this "lyssa" person being in the paper looking like me...i think i have to go to the democrat office one of these days and have a chat with her.

[primary_benelux]

It's not exact, but for a caricature you could be mistaken for the inspiration!