Comments | comelanieve: the most horrible attempt at a "tear jerker" ever. fully dissected, completely torn apart

comelanieve

the most horrible attempt at a "tear jerker" ever. fully dissected, completely torn apart

May 08, 2005 14:25

So ive seen this story posted on myspace bulletins twice. I've come to the conclusion that it is quite possibly the MOST HORRIBLE COLLECTION OF SEMI-COHERENT WORDS ON THE PLANET (and i say SEMI-coherent very loosely). What this story looks like is some individual (most likely a mentally retarded individual) tried to write a story to prevent people ( Read more... )

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price_4_snow May 8 2005, 21:26:01 UTC

hahaha. thats funny.

sinfulmonk May 9 2005, 08:22:05 UTC

"Second of all, i think it is hilarious that the doctor gave the girl her apple juice as well as the note. After our romeo got nailed by a truck, the doctor still gave the girl her apple juice. What if it was Daniel's apple juice? who are you to give someones shit to someone else? And how the fuck if this kid is in CRITICAL CONDITION (which means that car FUCKED HIM UP) did the apple juice escape unscathed?! Another little fact, where the hell is this kid's parents? They must really not give a shit about their son if he just got hit by a fucking car and is in critical condition yet they decide its more important to stay home and eat shit."

ahh the art of ranting...isnt it a great thing chris.

comelanieve May 9 2005, 17:17:43 UTC

haha totally.

lmao wire_heart May 9 2005, 22:44:13 UTC

I think its kind of cute chris its doesnt make too much sense but the thought was cute and victors comment was too much lol

laters

combover May 10 2005, 02:07:24 UTC

*wipes tears from eyes*

lmfao.

LMAO fruscian May 10 2005, 20:22:11 UTC

Moral of the story:
A teenage kid with atrocious vocabulary, obviously terrible social skills, the IQ of a doorknob, and a total lack of any semblance of a healthy sex drive (He agreed to wait 30 days to date a girl. Loser.)is killed. Hoorah for the gene pool. Yay for natural selection. Yay for drunk driving.

This story should be used to promote drunk driving. This story shows us all how drunk drivers in some cases actually provide their local communities, and society in general a service by violently and efficiently terminating the exceptionally challenged. Once again - Yay for natural selection. Yay for drunk driving.

Re: LMAO comelanieve May 10 2005, 20:58:30 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

YAY FOR DRUNK DRIVING!!!

DRUNK DRIVERS KILL DUMB KIDS!!!

lmao