Office Hours!

[comen2myoffice]

*is settled comfortably in his office, having fed those snakes who are hungry, and waits to see if anyone dares set a toe over the threshold. *

*doesn't bite, honest*

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[comen2myoffice]

Well, good morning, Hana-chan. Here to see the snakes?

*offers her a totally polite and non-threatening smile*

*totally*

[comen2myoffice]

They enjoy company. None of them are unnatural. Some of them are just better-natural.

*not at all creepy*
*not a bit*

[lickittttt]

*hiding around the corner trying to peek in whenever the door opens*

[comen2myoffice]

*no Suigetsu there is no orgy today*

*...yet*

[lickittttt]

*can wait*

..*waits*

[comen2myoffice]

*perhaps you'd care to help get it started?*

[weasel_chan]

...*is so not happy, but has a big pile of papers that need to be signed by the nurse*

*knocks on the door :l*

//I MAY REGRET THIS D:

[comen2myoffice]

*huuuuuuuuuuge smirk when he sees who's there*

Well well, Itachi-kun. Come on in, I'm sure you have quite a bit for me.

//NO REGRETS! :D

[weasel_chan]

...*comes in quietly and dumps the stack on the desk*

...Orochimaru-sama.

*using quite a lot of willpower not to twitch at the smirk*

//EEK.

[comen2myoffice]

*smirk wiiiiidens*

You certainly do. What a prompt and dedicated young man you are, Itachi-kun.

*door swings closed behind Itachi with a very ominous 'click'*

//EMBRACE THE CREEPINESS!

[glasses_bitch]

*Pfff. Certainly people know that him not biting is a goddamned lie. And, as usual, Kabuto's just kind of sitting at a desk looking through various medical journals and the like at the moment.*

[ichaichajounin]

*knocks and opens the door*

Orochimaru.

You know those snakes of yours? Whats the best way to get the venom out of your systom, say, if you don't hve an antitode?
*would really like to know for future reference*

....also are you still mad at me?

[comen2myoffice]

Ah, Kakashi.

I don't keep any deadly snakes here, it is a school after all. If you get bitten, it is best to simply let the venom run its course.

I'm not mad at you. They may have other opinions.

*gestures to the snakes*

*snakes hiss*

[ichaichajounin]

Ahh. I see. Nevermind then.

*stares at snakes*

*scowls at snakes*