now forget me, Rose Tyler. go home.
Conversations, yeah.
About me and Mighty Muggs: The backstory. I love Mighty Muggs. I collect them.
eileenblzr: so we were at this discount store this evening
eileenblzr: me and my mom
eileenblzr: and we came across these x-men mighty muggz
eileenblzr: muggs
eileenblzr: anyways
eileenblzr: and it was scott and the phoenix and they had logan and sabertooth, too
eileenblzr: so my mom was looking at one
eileenblzr: and i was like, oh yeah, there's more
eileenblzr: and i showed her
eileenblzr: and she was like ooh
eileenblzr: i wonder if i should get these
eileenblzr: and then
eileenblzr: THEN
eileenblzr: she goes
eileenblzr: but i don't know if [Insert Overindulged Sister's Name Here] would appreciate them
Katya: ...
Katya: hahahahahaha
eileenblzr: if life were an anime, it would've been one of those dramatic, flashy, arrow through the heart moments
eileenblzr: where you just see a flash and then i'm clutching at my heart
eileenblzr: arrow sticking out my back
eileenblzr: eyes wide
Katya: omg
Katya: i can picture it so well
eileenblzr: she didn't end up buying them at all
Katya: aww
eileenblzr: i don't know if thats a mercy or not
And then snarky_kat and I were talking about the possible positive ramifications of Breaking Dawn...
eileenblzr: though it seems semi hilarous
eileenblzr: going
eileenblzr: like, teenagers everywhere: BE IN LOVE WITH RP
eileenblzr: but then
eileenblzr: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CONSUMATE YOUR LUST
eileenblzr: DEATH!
eileenblzr: BLOOD!
eileenblzr: TEETH!
Katya: suddenly, mtv's teenage mom reality show
Katya: would have no one to cast
Katya: teenage girls would be snapping their thighs shut tighter than jaws with a naked swimmer
eileenblzr: bwahahahaa
eileenblzr: omg
eileenblzr: dude
eileenblzr: what if the world became like a better place
eileenblzr: because populations were reduced to sizes better for the environment
Katya: omg
Katya: hilarity
eileenblzr: and like, the number of foster children went down like crazy
eileenblzr: the sun shined a little brighter
eileenblzr: and everyone would hold twilight as some hallowed work
eileenblzr: IT WOULD BE MANDATORY READING
eileenblzr: critics would herald it the next great American novel
eileenblzr: everyone would forget Mark Twain's name
Katya: and you and I
Katya: would die inside
eileenblzr: hahaha
eileenblzr: we WOULD
eileenblzr: and the world would be better for it!
eileenblzr: you'd randomly talk to a teenager
eileenblzr: imagine
eileenblzr: teenagers focusing on school
eileenblzr: because they're too scared to think about sex
eileenblzr: they become smarter
eileenblzr: technology improves
Katya: LOL
eileenblzr: EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE, BUSH WAS RIGHT re: SEX ED
eileenblzr: omg
Katya: and THEN
Katya: i die on the outside
Katya: as i will have hung myself
eileenblzr: hahaha
eileenblzr: its okay
eileenblzr: i will help you with the stool
eileenblzr: and then use it myself
eileenblzr: and people would be like, THEY JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ABSTINENCE
eileenblzr: and anyone who knew me will be like
eileenblzr: eeerrrrr
eileenblzr: and then
Katya: and then
Katya: they will uncover our laptops
eileenblzr: !!
Katya: and what we do and read on them
eileenblzr: NOOOOOOO
Katya: and be like
Katya: .... they're IN HELL
eileenblzr: LOL
eileenblzr: somewhere from beyond, I will be like, WRITING SHOULD BE AN UNCENSORED ART FORM
eileenblzr: but no one will believe me
eileenblzr: because Meyer will be the Biggest Thing Ever
Katya: she'll be erected
Katya: as a new saint
eileenblzr: but they won't use words like erected
eileenblzr: because everyone will be afraid of sex
Katya: exactly
eileenblzr: O Brave New World