Loyalty.

[comfrtably_dumb]

I'll have you know I am damn loyal! It might not be that obvious but I'm there for my friends when it really matters. Like the times when Jackie and Hyde are fighting, I am there for th... her. And the time... well, there were other times, I just can't think of 'em right now.

I mean, I'm so loyal I'm like a dog. A really pretty dog. Like Lassie.

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[and_you_love_me]

When, Michael? When were you there for me? You were never there for me!

You were always a dog. But not Lassie, since that's a girl dog - stupid! But not even a dog like Rin Tin Tin or any of those other famous ones. More like a mutt. A lost mutt -- no, a stray! With no home and... and... and you shouldn't pick on Steven like that.

That's my job.

[isaid_goodday]

Yes, Kelso, you are a dog.