Your posts have been more upbeat the past couple days. Hope you're feeling a lot better and doing better than a few days ago.
Here's a joke to add to your collection:
There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her her problem.
The gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you".
So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis"
Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
Yeah I have been in the bestest mood the past couple of days. I feel awesome when I wake up...take the day in slowly...and take one day at a time (I know its only been a few days since I've started doing that...but It does seem to help a lot).
OMG!! ROFL!!! That joke is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA! I cut and pasted it and sent it to my mom :P She's the one who sends me all the jokes I post lol
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Here's a joke to add to your collection:
There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her her problem.
The gypsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you".
So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis"
Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
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OMG!! ROFL!!! That joke is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA! I cut and pasted it and sent it to my mom :P
She's the one who sends me all the jokes I post lol
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