Well then, WHY DARE YOU DESECRATE THE CORPSES OF THE DECOMPOSED ANIMALS TO GROW YOURSELVES TALL, AND THEN EXPECT US NOT TO EAT YOU, AND IF YOU ARE TREES AND THEREFORE TOO LARGE TO EAT, YOUR YOUNG? YOU EAT US, WE EAT YOU, WE HAD A DEAL.
Also, ironically, broccoli was bread for consumption for cabbagey ancestors. In a way, they only exist to be eaten.
Hey, we did our part of the bargain. We have FRUITS. We done fed you with our LOINS.
...well, some of us do. I'm not into F&M.
What about tobacco? I'm pretty damn sure they weren't breed to be smoked. Unless it's to pacify forest animals for future fertilizer. Although I plantally think that it was to give any potential herbivores a serious buzz.
More like EARLY bioweapons. Never really got a chance to perfect it before you humans started controlling cultivation. Phase 2 never got a chance to get off the ground.
...uh... you never heard that from me. Remember: moss talks and trees listen! (Who do you think sells info to tabloids?)
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Also, ironically, broccoli was bread for consumption for cabbagey ancestors. In a way, they only exist to be eaten.
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...well, some of us do. I'm not into F&M.
What about tobacco? I'm pretty damn sure they weren't breed to be smoked. Unless it's to pacify forest animals for future fertilizer. Although I plantally think that it was to give any potential herbivores a serious buzz.
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...uh... you never heard that from me. Remember: moss talks and trees listen! (Who do you think sells info to tabloids?)
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