Wait, where was I when those pictures were taken? No, seriously, I work only a couple of blocks away from Times Square and if I had known they were doing this photoshoot then right now everyone would be wondering about the identity of the creepy specter lurking in the background of every shot, eyes agog at the Christmasy splendor that is Lance.
Oh, Lance. Fortunately, I don't think he'll ever change.
I still cherish a wistful inner vision of Lance performing 'Santa Baby' while dressed in a Santa top and cute little red shorts. Sadly, he probably wouldn't be able to remember the words.
If that man came down my chimney...seriously, I'm not sure WHAT I would do. It would probably involve bondage, peppermint marshmallows, and "Songs of Faith and Devotion" by Depeche Mode.
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I still cherish a wistful inner vision of Lance performing 'Santa Baby' while dressed in a Santa top and cute little red shorts. Sadly, he probably wouldn't be able to remember the words.
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