I wonder if this is appropriate for me?

[commaderspock]

Comments

[doctor_mccoy]

What do you think Leonard?

*eyes Spock curiously*

I know a few things about bondage... you're interested in playing?

[commaderspock]

Only if you tie me up. I couldn't bear to tie you.

::barely noticeable smile::

[smiley_miles]

*sadly disappointed in chilhood hero*

[commaderspock]

My pardon, Mr. Miles. I meant only to pull my husband's leg a little. As he is much to compassionate and gentle for me to wish to tie him up. I can only hope you will forgive my faux pas and find your own ideal mate soon. Who you may tease from time to time but cherish as much as I cherish my husband.

[smiley_miles]

That's a great relief.

I have found my ideal mate. She is called Keiko and is quite lovely and keeps threatening to castrate me. She makes me very happy and I would never want Julian anyone else even if they were slender and doe-eyed and gentle and made me feel young again instead of nagging me to lose weight and telling me that the children hate me.

[doctor_mccoy]

*mutters to himself* Damn, there's hoping me being on top for a bit, that sweet Vulcan skin of his at my command...

[hotmutantbabe]

Mmmmmmm...

Shag?

[commaderspock]

I will inform you that I will and shall always be dedicated to my husband alone and will never want or need another. So, no, I will not "shag" you.

::turns to address someone out of sight:: Leonard was that sufficient.

Leonard, ~yes, you can stop recording the message now.

Spock ~I have never heard the term "shag" before, to what does it refer.

Leonard~Come back to bed and I'll show you.

*click* "communication terminated at source" computer voice announces

[hotmutantbabe]

Damn.

Do you know any hot available men? Any men at all, in fact?

[commaderspock]

You could attempt to contact _foster_ he may accomadate you.