Omfg.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
commander_bitch sent to me...
Twelve soulofdecencys drumming
Eleven constant_cravers piping
Ten wave_reports a-leaping
Nine heine_sights dancing
Eight giantknockersss a-milking
Seven mullets a-topping
Six goufs a-bottoming
Five la-a-a-acus
Four zakus
Three having subordinates
Two my eyelashes
...and a myself in a not being a bunny.