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So this is... Suit CD 5 featuring Yzak, Dearka and Athrun. It's a drama and a manga, and here's the manga version plus a translation. It's... hillarious. So read it. And listen to the drama track for it too. Seki Tomokazu you know you want to~
(also in the manga? Page 28, bottom right. Yzak and Dearka have books about kitties in their room)
[Suit CD 5 DRAMA TRACK]
[Suit CD 5 MANGA VERSION]
NOTE: The TL may not be perfect, but the TL I have is shaky and Engrishy, so I tried to make it sound better. And this is the TL for the drama, which is pretty much what the manga is, they only just slightly differ.
Yzak: Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Dearka: Huh?
Yzak: Shit! Shit!
[GLASS BREAKS]
Yzak: It hurts..
Dearka: Mou, what are you doing, Yzak?
Yzak: Shut up!
Dearka: What's the matter? Did something happen?
Yzak: I lost to Athrun in chess!
Dearka: Ah... now you lost in chess? What happen to the horseback-riding challenge, did you lose that too?
Yzak: This is different than horseback riding!
Dearka: I see... You never learn do you..
Yzak: What did you say?!
Dearka: Uh, nothing!
Yzak: What, are you trying to say I'm always going to lose to Athrun!?
Dearka: Of course not! But uh.. ah! In the academy, you had better marksmanship than him.
Yzak: .. he had a fever during that test!
Dearka: Huh, really.. No way to please him...
Yzak: WHAT?
Dearka: Nothing! Listen.. next time, challenge him in something you're good at!
Yzak: Chess and horseback riding *ARE* things that I'm good at!
Dearka: :: le sigh ::
Yzak: I was the junior chess champion in Martius City!
Dearka: I know, I know. But if you can't beat him in this, then...
Yzak: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! That bastard is better than me in mobile suit piloting, melee combat, horseback riding and chess! And he's younger than me! (Athrun is a god moder I hate him, wtf)
Dearka: His father is the Chairman of Defense, he was the number one student in the academy, his fiancé is Lacus Clyne...
[GRABBAGE OF DEARKA GOES HERE]
Yzak: My mother is just a representative, I was number *two* in the academy, and I don’t even have a fiancé.
Dearka: S-sorry..
Yzak: Either way, I'm going to beat him next time for sure!
[LA LA LATER]
Athrun: Checkmate.
[Awkward silence, angered noises...]
Yzak: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!
Dearka: Oi, Yzak!
[YZAK STORMS AWAY. RAGE]
Athrun: If he wanted to forfeit, he could have said it before he left. Yzak always gets so impatient during the game, tapping his fingers on the table.
Dearka: That's just who he is.
Athrun: Eh?
Dearka: Hey, you know, you should lose to him once in a while.
Athrun: Why?
Dearka: What do you mean why?
Athrun: I don’t want to lose. Who likes losing?
Dearka: Exactly! That's why Yzak's always angry! And our room...
Athrun: If I lost to him on purpose, Yzak would be even more angry.
Dearka: Huh?
Athrun: If he did it for me, I'd be unhappy, because there'd have been no real meaning to play in the first place. I think Yzak would feel the same.
Dearka: You two... it seems like you're so different, but in a lot of ways you're the same.
Athrun: Also, Yzak *is* a very formidable competitor.
Dearka: Huh?
Athrun: I won the last few times, but no one knows how the outcome of our next match will be. That's how chess is.
Dearka: That’s true, but his reactions aren't good for me and our room!
Athrun: He's always so angry after the game, so I have to clean it up on my own.
Dearka: Don't ask him to. Because when he loses, asking him to clean up afterwards will make him feel worse.
Athrun: Huh?
Dearka: Hey, do you have something you're not good at?
Athrun: Eh?
[NEXT SCENE, after Dearka apparently found out what Athrun wasn't good at. XD]
Yzak: Singing and painting aren't things that I'm good at either you IDIOT!!
Dearka: Ahh.. I thought so...
Yzak: Well, I can play an instrument a little, maybe I should use that to have a match with him. But what is this all about?! And why should I have to do it!?
Dearka: Well...
Yzak: Dearka you bastard! You're meddling in this, aren't you!?
Dearka: Me?! I'm just trying to save my life and my room, that's all!
Athrun: Try and save some time.
Dearka & Yzak: Athrun?!
Athrun: What are you doing? The battle simulation is going to start.
Yzak: I know!!
Athrun: This isn't going to be fun, this is an air raid evasion simulation, teamwork is essential.
Dearka: Yzak~ Please don't shoot Athrun in the back while we're in the middle of this.
Yzak: What?! I'm not going to do that! If I shoot him, I'll shoot him face-to-face!
Athrun: But I am an ally! Heh, and as if I'd let you do that to me.
Yzak: You bastard! It was HIM who mentioned it!
Dearka: *So that’s why* all three of us are suppose to be comrades, we should shoot at the enemy.
[BATTLE START]
Athrun: Yzak! Left flank!
Yzak: I know! You should look after the enemies below!
Dearka: :: sigh :: No matter what they do, our squad still has the best record.
Yzak: Athrun!! After this is done, I'm going to compete against you again.
Athrun: How?
Yzak: Chess!
Athrun: Okay.
Dearka: It seems like they're nothing alike, but they really are.
Athrun: Enemies at 6 o’clock! Yzak!
Yzak: Stop telling me what to do, you're annoying!
[AFTER THE BATTLE AND MUCH LATER. Yzak angry noises go here]
Dearka: Eh? Yzak, that was fast.
Yzak: Shit… Shit… Shit!
Dearka: ... you lost again?
Yzak: NO. I won this time!
Dearka: Huh? Then why are you angry?
Yzak: That bastard, guess what he did when I was about to say checkmate!
Dearka: W-what?
(Athrun: (Laughing) I lost, Yzak, congratulations)
Yzak: THEN he wanted me to shake his hand!
Dearka: That...
Yzak: Shit! That bastard! :: throwing things, hitting things :: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!
Dearka: I should switch to another room. [MASS YZAK CHAOS HEARD IN THE BACKGROUND!]
[somewhere in an emo lonely room...]
Athrun: Damn it! I'll definately beat him next time!
THE END. Best drama ever, wtf.
(also in the manga? Page 28, bottom right. Yzak and Dearka have books about kitties in their room)
[Suit CD 5 DRAMA TRACK]
[Suit CD 5 MANGA VERSION]
NOTE: The TL may not be perfect, but the TL I have is shaky and Engrishy, so I tried to make it sound better. And this is the TL for the drama, which is pretty much what the manga is, they only just slightly differ.
Yzak: Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
Dearka: Huh?
Yzak: Shit! Shit!
[GLASS BREAKS]
Yzak: It hurts..
Dearka: Mou, what are you doing, Yzak?
Yzak: Shut up!
Dearka: What's the matter? Did something happen?
Yzak: I lost to Athrun in chess!
Dearka: Ah... now you lost in chess? What happen to the horseback-riding challenge, did you lose that too?
Yzak: This is different than horseback riding!
Dearka: I see... You never learn do you..
Yzak: What did you say?!
Dearka: Uh, nothing!
Yzak: What, are you trying to say I'm always going to lose to Athrun!?
Dearka: Of course not! But uh.. ah! In the academy, you had better marksmanship than him.
Yzak: .. he had a fever during that test!
Dearka: Huh, really.. No way to please him...
Yzak: WHAT?
Dearka: Nothing! Listen.. next time, challenge him in something you're good at!
Yzak: Chess and horseback riding *ARE* things that I'm good at!
Dearka: :: le sigh ::
Yzak: I was the junior chess champion in Martius City!
Dearka: I know, I know. But if you can't beat him in this, then...
Yzak: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! That bastard is better than me in mobile suit piloting, melee combat, horseback riding and chess! And he's younger than me! (Athrun is a god moder I hate him, wtf)
Dearka: His father is the Chairman of Defense, he was the number one student in the academy, his fiancé is Lacus Clyne...
[GRABBAGE OF DEARKA GOES HERE]
Yzak: My mother is just a representative, I was number *two* in the academy, and I don’t even have a fiancé.
Dearka: S-sorry..
Yzak: Either way, I'm going to beat him next time for sure!
[LA LA LATER]
Athrun: Checkmate.
[Awkward silence, angered noises...]
Yzak: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!
Dearka: Oi, Yzak!
[YZAK STORMS AWAY. RAGE]
Athrun: If he wanted to forfeit, he could have said it before he left. Yzak always gets so impatient during the game, tapping his fingers on the table.
Dearka: That's just who he is.
Athrun: Eh?
Dearka: Hey, you know, you should lose to him once in a while.
Athrun: Why?
Dearka: What do you mean why?
Athrun: I don’t want to lose. Who likes losing?
Dearka: Exactly! That's why Yzak's always angry! And our room...
Athrun: If I lost to him on purpose, Yzak would be even more angry.
Dearka: Huh?
Athrun: If he did it for me, I'd be unhappy, because there'd have been no real meaning to play in the first place. I think Yzak would feel the same.
Dearka: You two... it seems like you're so different, but in a lot of ways you're the same.
Athrun: Also, Yzak *is* a very formidable competitor.
Dearka: Huh?
Athrun: I won the last few times, but no one knows how the outcome of our next match will be. That's how chess is.
Dearka: That’s true, but his reactions aren't good for me and our room!
Athrun: He's always so angry after the game, so I have to clean it up on my own.
Dearka: Don't ask him to. Because when he loses, asking him to clean up afterwards will make him feel worse.
Athrun: Huh?
Dearka: Hey, do you have something you're not good at?
Athrun: Eh?
[NEXT SCENE, after Dearka apparently found out what Athrun wasn't good at. XD]
Yzak: Singing and painting aren't things that I'm good at either you IDIOT!!
Dearka: Ahh.. I thought so...
Yzak: Well, I can play an instrument a little, maybe I should use that to have a match with him. But what is this all about?! And why should I have to do it!?
Dearka: Well...
Yzak: Dearka you bastard! You're meddling in this, aren't you!?
Dearka: Me?! I'm just trying to save my life and my room, that's all!
Athrun: Try and save some time.
Dearka & Yzak: Athrun?!
Athrun: What are you doing? The battle simulation is going to start.
Yzak: I know!!
Athrun: This isn't going to be fun, this is an air raid evasion simulation, teamwork is essential.
Dearka: Yzak~ Please don't shoot Athrun in the back while we're in the middle of this.
Yzak: What?! I'm not going to do that! If I shoot him, I'll shoot him face-to-face!
Athrun: But I am an ally! Heh, and as if I'd let you do that to me.
Yzak: You bastard! It was HIM who mentioned it!
Dearka: *So that’s why* all three of us are suppose to be comrades, we should shoot at the enemy.
[BATTLE START]
Athrun: Yzak! Left flank!
Yzak: I know! You should look after the enemies below!
Dearka: :: sigh :: No matter what they do, our squad still has the best record.
Yzak: Athrun!! After this is done, I'm going to compete against you again.
Athrun: How?
Yzak: Chess!
Athrun: Okay.
Dearka: It seems like they're nothing alike, but they really are.
Athrun: Enemies at 6 o’clock! Yzak!
Yzak: Stop telling me what to do, you're annoying!
[AFTER THE BATTLE AND MUCH LATER. Yzak angry noises go here]
Dearka: Eh? Yzak, that was fast.
Yzak: Shit… Shit… Shit!
Dearka: ... you lost again?
Yzak: NO. I won this time!
Dearka: Huh? Then why are you angry?
Yzak: That bastard, guess what he did when I was about to say checkmate!
Dearka: W-what?
(Athrun: (Laughing) I lost, Yzak, congratulations)
Yzak: THEN he wanted me to shake his hand!
Dearka: That...
Yzak: Shit! That bastard! :: throwing things, hitting things :: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!
Dearka: I should switch to another room. [MASS YZAK CHAOS HEARD IN THE BACKGROUND!]
[somewhere in an emo lonely room...]
Athrun: Damn it! I'll definately beat him next time!
THE END. Best drama ever, wtf.