Go ahead - try it!
1.what ended your last relationship?
we fell too hard
2. when was the last time you shaved?
this morning while showering
3. what were you doing this morning at eight a.m.?
feeling a little disoriented
4. what were you doing five minutes ago?
reading federal court opinions
5. are you any good at math?
only the easy stuff
6. your prom night?
I had no date
7. do you have any famous ancestors?
British member of parliament
8. have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
currently toiling under interest
10. last thing received in the mail?
New Jersey bar nonsense
11. how many different beverages have you drank today?
Iced rooibos and O.J.
12. do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines?
yes but prefer texting
13. first concert?
tina turner with dad
14. do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
I don't like sand
15. what's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
seventeen years of orthodontia
16. what is out your back door?
cats fucking, rotting mulberries
17. any plans for friday night?
yet to be determined
18. do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
I never really noticed
19. have you ever received one of those big tins of three different kinds of popcorn for christmas?
it made me sick
20. have you ever been to a planetarium?
not since grade school
21. do you drunk dial people?
auf deutsch mit schwester
22. some things you are excited about?
beaches bikes bolivar baseball
23. what is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
jello shots are weird
24. are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
not during my lifetime
25. describe your keychain:
tidy, uncrowded, and small
26. where do you keep your change?
all over my floor
27. when was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
how large is large?
28. do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
closed, it's a grouphouse
29. what's your excuse for this survey?
I am easily distracted