Oh gooood...
Mr. Falcon I am SOOO SORRY!! I didn't even know what they were going to do oh jeez oh crap PLEASE don't tell my dad! I only had a sip I SWEAR, I didn't even like the taste, hell I only busted up a pinata and the rest of the time I just STOOD THERE WATCHING EVERYBODY. oh my god if my dad finds out he'll KILL ME and I didn't DO ANYTHING and...oh man they're gonna be so disappointed aaaaaaghh. I swear if you keep this between you and me I'll uh, I'll wash your car, I'll take out your trash for a WEEK or bake you a cake since I know how to do that or like clean your class room or SOMETHING ffffffriiick why can't I do anything GOOD around here