First Day

[commanderofpigs]

Under orders, I have enrolled in this academy. Until further instructions are given, I will spend my days living and learning with all of you. I am pleased to make your acquaintance. Perhaps we can even become friends.

Comments

[finalxboss]

Kya, ha, hah! Friends? A monster like you have friends? That'll be the day!
My cute little pet... Just follow orders, 'kay? Don't pay attention to all of this "friend" nonsense. Your job is to do as you're told.
Besides, I'm the only friend you need around here.

[commanderofpigs]

Yes, your Highness... Please forgive me.
You are... The only friend I need here.

[finalxboss]

That's a good boy.
Now, run along to your next class, or you'll be late, you hear?
Kya, hah!

[haspokemon]

Hi, I'm Red! You sure look familiar. Maybe I met you somewhere... are you a Pokémon trainer?

[commanderofpigs]

Pokemon? What are Pokemon?
We haven't met before, I'm sure.
My name is Claus.

[madyoyoskillz]

..Hello, my name's Ness. Nice to meet you!

And you can never have too many friends, y'know.

[commanderofpigs]

Ness... His Highness frequently talks about you.
So, you're the famous Ness I've heard about.

It's a pleasure to meet you.
However, please know that there will come a time when His Highness orders me to strike you down.

I'm happy to finally have met such a famous person.

[madyoyoskillz]

Yeah, I'll bet he does.
Gee, I'm not really that famous..Porky's probably the only one here who's heard of me anyway. There gotta be lots of famous or semi-famous people running around SumaBura!

..I kinda figured something like that might happen. Guess I'd better start training so I'm ready!

[commanderofpigs]

I've seen the movies His Highness aired in his theater about you.
You are a strong man. I will enjoy when that time comes.

I'm sure His Highness will be more than happy to watch.

[ore_wa_soumen]

You talk like a robot or something... uh, What's-your-name.

[commanderofpigs]

Claus. My name is Claus.
A robot? I'm not sure I follow.

But His Highness told me about you in one of his reports.
Are you, quote, "sodomizing with that gender-confused chameleon"?

Er... I don't understand this either.
In any case, I'm pleased to have met another person His Highness has mentioned.

[ore_wa_soumen]

You know, like those... talking metal... things.

"Sodomizi"-what, no! Ugh, that's totally a lie!

... That's really freaky that you refer to someone as His Highness'.

[commanderofpigs]

Even the photos were lies?
Ah, but I'm ordered to refer to King Porky as such.
Even if it is "freaky", that is what I must call His Highness.
Have you met him yet? He's one of the teachers.

[icequeen_aran]

Perhaps we can even become friends.

[commanderofpigs]

I'm hoping for this too.