tres: My wife is a man...what the hell is this....

[commie_island]

[Sob he doesn't know how to filter the phones so....everyone have a Cuban who's really just having a long day ] 
......

Just when I thought this place couldn't get any stranger....

[there may be a pause...]

Why is my wife a man?

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[wristsniper]

My husband is a woman. We should trade.

[commie_island]

Wait, really?

Your husband is a woman?

....

Maybe they got mixed up.

[Why yes, he was being literal.]

[wristsniper]

Dist was mixed up long before he got here.

[commie_island]

Not quite what I meant.

There's another guy in my house that's supposed to be a wife. He's just as confused about this as I am.

[freakinblur]

Whoa, wait, what?

... maybe there's, like, a bug in tha system.

[Is now totally afraid his drone wife will be replaced with a dude now.]

[commie_island]

I don't know....

One minute there's a drone woman and next thing I know there's a man in all the photo's .....wearing a dress.

he has no idea what he's talking about

[freakinblur]

I mean... are ya sure? Cuz like.... I don't think this town would set up two dudes like that. Think it would be against their family plan 'r whatever. Unless he's like, a transvestite 'r somethin'?

[commie_island]

No idea.

He says he's a guy.

.....his name is Hanna though. Maybe they got mixed up by that....

[lasersallover]

This is the best family ever!

[commie_island]

[Oh you. Hey daughter...]

One of the most....interesting.

[lasersallover]

Definitely, definitely! Having an insane Spaniard as a dad is great!

[commie_island]

I'm not Spanish!

[commie_island]

No. I'm not married to Finland!

Apparently it's a man named Hanna...

[commie_island]

What?

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Not gonna laugh. Nope. Just going to be very confused.]

I'm...sorry to hear that, Mr. Cuba.

[commie_island]

......

It makes no sense!

[mr_blandy_bland]

M-maybe it's just some cruel joke. Maybe when you wake up tomorrow he'll be gone.

[commie_island]

Maybe....

Those pictures are creepy though....there's one where he's pregnent!