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[commieattack]

i get back wednesday night. i expect one of you to make me breakfast in bed on thursday morning. that will be around 10 or 11. so be waiting outside my window by 9 so you can see when i wake up, and go on to walk into my house and prepare the breakfast, it will consist of tea and crumpets. then you will shower me, since im not capable of doing

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[burn__out]

omg i would sooo love to do that. only it wouldn't be exactly like that. it would be like, me calling you gay and fat and spike. i think mine's better.

[commieattack]

you can call me gay as you massage herbal essences into my scalp, fat when i eat breakfast, and spike when you've dressed me. best of both!

[burn__out]

or... not.