aspired to a job with a name tag

[commodityfetish]

funny story: i'm at work and this black guy comes up to my cash and he's kinda staring at me so i'm avoiding eye contact and he says to me "i like your pimples" i'm like "you like my WHAT?". and he points to his lip and he says "i like your pimple" i'm like "oh my lip ring. thats a piercing not a pimple. i don't think you'd compliment someone on

Comments

[jdizz]

AH HAHHAHA
what a weirdo.

[steph_d]

what the... ?!?!?!

[danorama]

people at work point at my piercing too.. they dont call it a pimple though

i hate beer store customers
i wish i didnt have to be nice to them but apparently i have to give them the pickle

[commodityfetish]

i'd like to put a pickle in our dm's bum. but that wouldn't be nice. we should have pickles. so i can throw them at asshole customers who give back their empties full of condoms and dead bugs and fungus and foul stenches and fluids.