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So, I had a thought today and it blew my mind. Tell me what you think ( Read more... )

I've noticed several interesting phenomena outlining complete and utter ridiculousness in human thinking.  I think I'll go ahead and post one here for your reading pleasure ( Read more... )

Today is an important day in my life.  Up until two years ago, if you would've asked me "hey Chris, would the events of Monday, October 5th, ever occur?", I would have responded to you:  "Only if you gobbled 8 pounds of shrooms and hallucinated it."

Well...it's here.  And I didn't even have to saturate my system in hallucinagins (is that a word?).  ( Read more... )

I'm getting a little sick of the race card.  I feel like we all should be by now - it's more overplayed than Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone" ever was.  In watching some of my favorite left wing mouthpieces (Bill Maher, Keith Olbermann), I've discovered that, apparently, I would absolutely love government-controlled healthcare and the out-of- ( Read more... )

So, I traded severe hay fever for immune-system-depleting allergy shots.  Hay fever gone, regular fever recurring bi-weekly ( Read more... )

I just friended Greg Giraldo on Facebook.

I saw this video of a guy in a wet suit sliding down a hill on a giant Slip n' Slide, hitting a humongous skateboard ramp, sailing through the air several dozen yards, and then crash landing in a kiddie pool.  Proportionally, I would liken the endeavor to a twenty-eight foot three-pointer hitting nothing but net.  Insanity.

Looking forward to Awesome August - (note:  if you would like to share in Chris's Awesome August, space is still available.  Apply within. [note note:  "Chris's" is in fact grammatically correct.  While "Chris" ends in "s", it is a singular, proper noun, warranting a fully apostrophe "s ( Read more... )

Sean returned from Chattanooga (I think that's where he was) with these apple "pie" things.  I swear, they were donuts that had been filled with apple pie filling.  It was one of the most beautiful things I'd ever put in my mouth, second only to Andy's balls.  I'm just kidding...the pie is more beautiful.  Only a little bit ( Read more... )