"I decided to get my teeth whitened, but said fuck that and got a tan instead."

[commodoreweasel]

I don't ever update this thing. I'm sorry

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[navillus]

yay! for guitar! girlfriends are cool too!

[funkbastardflex]

i support guitars, i do not support girlfriends, and i most certainly do not support country music.
you will not get my vote in the caucus sir