Apparently it was Mallard who dished the dirt on Brash rooting that scary big haired harridan from the Business Roundtable back when he was still the leader of the Nats.
Mallard's marriage has just broken up and Henare allegedly implied that he had dirt that an affair was involved and he was going to make a big noise about it.
This resulted in Mallard laying on the subsequent traditional Hutt Valley smackdown.
Apparently if you get bitten by a politician you start to turn.
I heard of someone down south who got bitten by Bill Birch in the early 1990s. Within a few days they were seen wearing a blue lapel and by the end of the month they'd leased their house and entire family to an offshore consortium for ninety nine years and had become incapable of communicating except for soundbites like "It's spring time in politics."
An angry mob with burning torches tied him to a wheelbarrow and pushed him off Scarborough Heads.
Ever since i saw that footage (either in taiwan or s. korea, can't remember which) of the ministers having a huge brawl and dragon-kicking each other over their desks in their debating chamber i thought it'd be awesomely funny if it happened here.
Turns out i was right.
Those guys are waaay more hardcore though. Seems their well-tailored suits don't impede their ability to get all jet li on each others ass.
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Apparently it was Mallard who dished the dirt on Brash rooting that scary big haired harridan from the Business Roundtable back when he was still the leader of the Nats.
Mallard's marriage has just broken up and Henare allegedly implied that he had dirt that an affair was involved and he was going to make a big noise about it.
This resulted in Mallard laying on the subsequent traditional Hutt Valley smackdown.
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I heard of someone down south who got bitten by Bill Birch in the early 1990s. Within a few days they were seen wearing a blue lapel and by the end of the month they'd leased their house and entire family to an offshore consortium for ninety nine years and had become incapable of communicating except for soundbites like "It's spring time in politics."
An angry mob with burning torches tied him to a wheelbarrow and pushed him off Scarborough Heads.
It was the kindest thing to do really.
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Glad Trevor got him one - even though i think he's a bit of a git too...
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I'd gladly volunteer my services. I see it as my civic duty.
PS: Have you got that letter yet? Should have arrived by now.
*Edited for dunderbrained spelling mistake.
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still writing a reply.
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Turns out i was right.
Those guys are waaay more hardcore though. Seems their well-tailored suits don't impede their ability to get all jet li on each others ass.
-sam
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