THE VIEW FROM UPON MY HIGH HORSE...

[commonfreak]

 The following things are hereby declared to be an affront to my existence. I shall drive them before me and devour the lamingtons of their women...

1) PEOPLE WHO DON'T WATCH WHERE THEY'RE FUCKING GOING

Hey jerk off. Those soft gelatinous orbs embedded in your mishapen skull are called eyes. Here's a small hint: They're a sort of visual navigational

Comments

[nfornihilism]

"And all of you who vote based on empty ill reasoned impulses and media constructed memes such as "It's time for a change", you absolutely fucking terrify me. I don't frighten easily, due to having rusty iron balls the size of small coconuts, but the thought of thousands of people who tick boxes with not even the loosest analysis of why they're doing so make me want to hide under the bed in a foetal ball hugging myself./"

<3

[commonfreak]

Cheers.

[commonfreak]

I fail to see the appeal in solvent abuse. It seems to drive people completely batshit really fast. They don't really recover either. Permanent brain damage.

[commonfreak]

There were shitloads of gluesniffers around where I grew up in Bromley in the '80s. Then they migrated into town. When I lived by Latimer Square I used to find this one guy prone in my garden all the time.

[winterdenni]

The fact that people seem to be gunning for National to win, instead of just gunning for them with guns is highly disturbing.
Every time National has led this country they've fucked it till it bleeds... lest we forget.

[commonfreak]

People can't see beyond the ends of their own noses.

[8ball_gag]

Are you talking about that fucking annoying evangelist on Lambton Quay who's there EVERY day? The bastard gave me a papercut today >:(

[commonfreak]

He's a pretty permanent fixture. Not the scariest one I've seen. I've met some cases from several religions in the street. The really extreme ones all have the same farg gone look in their eyes.

Assessment:

Only to be approached if they've got free food.

[8ball_gag]

Hmm, true - he's not the scariest but definitely the most persistent. I might not agree with what he's preaching but I guess I have to admire his dedication to annoy people every single day, rain or shine.

Thankfully I haven't seen any overly scary types in Welly. Except those Hare Krishnas on Cuba St.

I hate Hare Krishnas >:(

[commonfreak]

Hare Krishnas totally cock blocked me once. Therefore they're on my Shit List(tm). There was a particularly insane one a few years ago who used to accost me on Cuba St and wouldn't take no for an answer. She had some kind of European accent, German or Dutch I think, and big googly eyes. She'd physically corner me. Overall she gave the impression of some rave bunny who'd necked one too many disco biscuits and woken up in a temple.

[commonfreak]

Not my work. Just cut and pasted from Bad Boy Bubby I'm afraid.