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commonfreak

El Mutante & The Kebab Of Chaos...

Mar 26, 2008 20:58

So I ventured out into Cuba St today for some lunch, as you do. I was in the mood to sample the delights of the middle east, so I went to Habeebie and got what is known to food scientists as a big fuck off kebab with all extra stuff hanging out of it.

It was most delicious. So delicious in fact that I made pleasurable moaning noises, of the sort ( Read more... )

exploding kebabs, embarassing stains

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commonfreak March 26 2008, 19:52:54 UTC

I might get myself a seafood sushi box today. My girlfriend is allergic to crustations. I can't go anywhere near her if I've been eating prawns or she'll turn blue and fall over. So when she's out of town I stuff myself with them.

lawsuitdiamonds March 26 2008, 10:59:45 UTC

that's a bummer. a messy one!

i see you eeeeverywhere now.

commonfreak March 26 2008, 19:55:08 UTC

Yeah, I'm in town every day pretty much. Just rock up and say hi. I'm usually half asleep in the morning so if I acknowledge you with a vague groaning noise whilst looking confused that's why.

45degreeangel March 26 2008, 15:43:13 UTC

its a conspiracy ... to make is look like lunchtime masterbators so they can steal our womens .....

you should write a letter to you local national(front?) mp :P

commonfreak March 26 2008, 19:58:32 UTC

Speaking of the NF, whom thankfully we've heard not a peep from for ages, when Kyle "Cartman" Chapman was still their arch obergruppenfuhrer I still lived in Christchurch. He used to sneak off to hide in a food court and stuff himself with asian delicacies so his fellow goons wouldn't find out.

I caught him red handed and everything.

corpsecrown March 26 2008, 22:17:16 UTC

hehehe such is the life of an extremist lol

anonymous March 27 2008, 07:39:23 UTC

Mahahaa.. who hasn't been through a similar incident involving one viscous milky fluid or another? anyways, thought this site might tickle your nethers.

http://www.blingdomofgod.com/2008/03/

anonymous March 27 2008, 07:41:29 UTC

It's samB by the way. cheers for having me as a house guest. I had a rad time, despite several molestings by felines at your place and fucking ozzy trying to make me do star-jumps all night..

commonfreak March 27 2008, 08:05:15 UTC

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZY ENOUGH!

Where's me heart pills?

commonfreak March 27 2008, 07:54:17 UTC

"God delivered me from the evil that is Dr Who, materialism and alcoholism."

Well I'm doing alright on the alcoholism front. Even managed to have a few beers with you, Gina and company on monday without waking up in a hedge with an empty wallet several days later.

All without the help of this god person who seems to be so popular with some people.

I have yet to beat my Doctor Who habit.

I did actually see that story referenced on the LJ Doctor Who community. What a sad case.

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