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[commonlawwife]

this is for all the self-pleasers out there.

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[confessionalbox]

tie your hand to the bedpost? but what if you are ambidexterous? heh heh... Now i know what i will do next time the mormons knock on my door... tell them that i can't talk because i'm busy masturbating!!!

[vyvyanbasterd]

So not only will they make you a masochist by hating yourself, they'll give you bondage fetishes, while they're at it.

I always knew the Mormons were up to something. I always thought it involved God, but Jesus was I ever wrong.

You know what phrase doesn't come up much around Baptists? "Dog pussy".

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[confessionalbox]

vivian... you bastard... untie me and give me my cosmo back...

love,

rik

[vyvyanbasterd]

Not until you admit that you're a GIRLY VIRGIN.

P.S.: You misspelled your own name! You forgot the silent 'p' at the beginning!

[benno]

haha
4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror.

must...not...look...too...attractive

thats too long to read, im gonna go beat it!

[sxedan]

I cant read that thing! it keeps bringing up masturbation and each time it mentions masturbation, it reminds me that i need to touch myself. so here is to all that:
choke the chicken
stroke your bananna
slam the salami
touch your bony macaroni
more power to us (you, them... whatever)