TED TONKS: 13 January, 1967

[superblyodd]

To the Debonare Duke of Suave-

Dear Mr. Sean Connery,

My name is Ted Edward Ted Tonks and I am your biggest fan. Your James Bond movies are really wicked. I am almost 13, and I have read all the books and seen all the movies. My dad says he likes the books better, but that's because he is blinded by your genuis

Comments

[harrysmate]

*stares*

Is that sort of like Martin Miggs the Mad Muggle, then?

Brilliant!

[goodasredgold]

Great letter from Ted, but Hermione's butting in here. Sorry.

*eye roll* Not really, Ron.

James Bond is a book and film character. He's a spy and goes around killing bad guys who are threatening Britian. He is very competent, not at all like Martin Miggs.

[harrysmate]

*rolls eyes in return*
Yeah? I bet you've never even read Martin Miggs.

Anyway, in real life it's wizards who defend Britain.

[goodasredgold]

Of course I haven't, I'm Muggleborn, where was I suppose to find any? And he's the 'mad Muggle' how is that suppose to inspire confidence?

There were a few pages reproduced in Magic for Muggle that I bought when I got Hogwarts, A History. It's an excellent introduction to Wizarding culture.

*huffs* Muggles don't know that, do they? They think that it has to be other Muggles, like James Bond, defending Britain.
Actually, I wonder if Ian Fleming knew about the Wizarding world. Lots of famous writers did. Of course, just as many didn't.