Dear Daddy,
Can you please write to Professor Umbridge and explain that you're married? I've tried mentioning Mother in conversation a few times, but she will keep asking about you and trying to make me invite her round for dinner. She keeps touching my hair too.She's a bit digusting but Potter absolutely hates her so she can't be all bad. Lessons
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Perhaps you should tell someone that she keeps touching your hair? Highly inappropriate behaviour for a teacher, don't you know. And wouldn't it be amusing if she got told off for it?
*smirks*
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*smirks*
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I'm sure your father doesn't have anything to worry about, cousin Draco. I can't imagine your parents entertaining the thought of a threesome with her.
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*looks horrified*
That's a horrible thing to say! Don't even... oh, I think I need to sit down.
And I don't think it's a threesome that she's intent upon. I don't think she's even aware of Mummy's existence. She only wants Daddy. But she can't have him.
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Please don't faint, Draco. I'm not too knowledgeable about resuscitation spells, and I never understood that Muggle mouth-to-mouth business. But I'm sure that you have nothing to worry about.
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*looks up*
*glum*
Oh, hello, Draco...
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*frowns at her frown*
What's the matter with you? Realised that being a blood-traitor isn't as spectacular as being a proper pureblood?
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No...
*sighs*
I just...
*hisses*
I just don't like that awful woman the have... *makes quotation marks gesture* teaching us DADA...
*scowls*
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Mr Malfoy.
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Professor McGonagall.
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You're not going to very well in life just doing what annoys Harry, Malfoy.
Yay, Draco!
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What would you know about it, Mudblood?
Eee! *loves you and Hermione*
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Some parts of life are a zero-sum game. When Harry is proclaimed hero, anyone who stood against him so vehmently is going to be a social pariah.
I'm sure your father would understand that.
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