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JAMES POTTER: 24 September, 1975

Jan 31, 2007 20:50

Dear Petunia ( Read more... )

1975, james_potter

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lefthandstars February 1 2007, 02:40:12 UTC

You can depend on Peter. You are wonderful.

Bold move, Mr Potter. What you hopes of bringing Miss Evans on board?

stagboy February 1 2007, 22:46:29 UTC

Poor Petter's slip up always gets foreshadowed! *loves*

I'm offering a date with Sirius Black. Not many women would turn that down. Of course, if she's as mad as her sister, I may have to come up with something else.

lefthandstars February 2 2007, 00:26:33 UTC

*considers that, nodding*
No, not many women would. There are men who wouldn't turn him down either, if he were interested.

I thought you were relying on Lily's madness to get her to go with you in the first place.

stagboy February 4 2007, 15:46:48 UTC

There are plenty of people who wouldn't turn him down. But Lily has a sister and not a brother.
*raises an eyebrow*
Be nice, Professor.

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angelic_gryff February 2 2007, 10:58:33 UTC

A offer of dates? This is your incentive to get Lily's sister on board? I don't know Lily very well, but if her sister is anything like her, I don't know if bribery is going to work...

.... even if it is a date with Sirius.

stagboy February 4 2007, 15:51:06 UTC

I'm at that stage where I'm willing to try anything. Including pimping out my friends.

trickster_gryff February 2 2007, 14:35:49 UTC

I want you to know that I nearly wet myself when I read this. *adores beyond all measure*

If you keep on like that I'm about to buy you one of those big floppy hats with a great purple feather in it. And I reckon Lucius would lend you his cane if I explained the situation.

*pitying look*
You're ace and all, James, but her? It's enough to make a bloke sterile just considering it.

stagboy February 4 2007, 15:49:24 UTC

Glad you liked it. ♥

Do you think it would be in your best interests to give me a cane? It would just be asking for trouble.

Well that's good to hear. Lily wouldn't appreciate you knocking her sister up. Now are you my best friend or not?

trickster_gryff February 4 2007, 16:22:27 UTC

:) <3

Hm. You could be right. The hat, then. And maybe a pair of those high-heeled shoes with the thick soles. Purple, to match the feather.

*looks ill*
Tell me this, please. Would you fuck her to get me in with a girl? *grimaces and shudders*

stagboy February 5 2007, 15:04:30 UTC

I can't walk in heels. I expect I can't, I mean.
*looks scandalised*
I didn't say you had to fuck her! Just go out on a date with her.

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favourite_son February 6 2007, 22:13:03 UTC

You made me snort, I hope you realise. *huge love*

What's the point in having a team if there are no badges or uniforms? It sounds like a pretty awful team to me. No one would want to be on it.

stagboy February 6 2007, 22:20:43 UTC

We aim to please and induce snorting! ♥

Well you're not on the team so it doesn't matter what you think.
*pauses and considers him*
Unless you think Petunia'd fancy a date with you. I can't see it personally, but stranger things have happened.

favourite_son February 6 2007, 22:28:35 UTC

Do you actually have anyone on your team? Besides yourself, I mean?
*looks appalled*
I'm not yours to pimp out, and especially not to relatives of dirty Mudbloods that you want to get your filthy hands all over.

stagboy February 6 2007, 22:34:15 UTC

*coldly*
It's a secret team. Half the strategy is that you don't know for sure who's conspiring to help get me into Evans's knickers.
*shrugs*
I don't see why not. It's not as if you do much with your spare time apart from look sneery.

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