Lamberto Laudisi: I am really what you take me to be; though my dear madam, that does not prevent me from also being really what your husband, my sister, my niece and Signora Cini take me to be- because they are all absolutely right!
Signora Sirelli: In other words you are a different person for each of us.
Today I hung out with sick Shelby and watched Reefer Madness over alphabet soup, chit-chattin' up a storm and just having the fastest time. Taking the initiative never felt so good.
I feel like a weird boy who goes around cheering up sick girls.