two; voice

[compliantly]

Excuse me, but-

How exactly does one measure five percent of their hair? How do we know how much is five percent and if less was given, would that make the tribute invalid?

[OOC- sob she doesn't even have a choice because the deities ORDERED it. bye, bye hair!]

Comments

[akaladybasene]

I can help you, dear.

[compliantly]

You can?

[akaladybasene]

I can.

LOL OH GOD STRANGER DANGER

[compliantly]

How so?

[guardianjoker]

I don't know, it's hard to exactly say.

[compliantly]

Hence the dilemma.

[guardianjoker]

Well I suppose you could ask the deities themselves?

[compliantly]

I was hoping that they might respond to this, unless you have to address them directly?

[windmemory]

Take a hair, measure it out, and divide it into 20 equal parts.

[compliantly]

Seems like a lot of trouble for such a silly order.

[windmemory]

Well, then you'll know exactly how much to cut off the ends!

It is a lot of work, though. See if you can get someone else to do it for you.

[compliantly]

I think Lucy was going to come and help me cut it, but thank you for your advice.

Have you done it yourself?

audio;

[treadingdawn]

I don't know either.

audio; ohhhh caspian

[compliantly]

I think the problem's been mostly solved, I think. Lucy said she went with two finger lengths of hair.

audio; it could be Charming 83

[treadingdawn]

But which finger?

audio; lksajkdja DENIED

[compliantly]

The longest one? It's not as if hair is particularly important, after all.