how shitty is the new coheed? apollo burning star volume one god's blood what? insert jacking off hand motion and rolling eyes here. good thing my expectations were so low, there's no disappointment.

and i got into sorbonne, believe it or not. the fucking sorbonne! i feel like the smartest motherfucker on the planet. harvard who? what's oxford? i will crush you with my intense brain waves. i'm only planning on going for a semester, next fall. oh my god... what if i actually make it there?

i got a puppy! her name is scout.


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i want to punch the whole world in the face.

to hands between legs
to whatever it takes
to drinks at the club
to the bar
to the keys to your car
to hotel stairs
to the emergency exit door

to the love i left my conscience pressed between the pages of the bible in the drawer
to the love I left my conscience pressed through the keyhole i watched you dress, kiss, and tell.

loose lips sink

she is fucking gorgeous. she taught me words in her native language. i was too embarrassed to ask if it was russian or polish. i should have known by then. i still don't.

when i got home i couldn't even find my pajamas, but i found you.

let's not bother with boundaries. the lines blur and i will break the rules anyway.

you could have ruled the world but don't worry, i will always be here to hold you back.

hey guess what guys... we are the fucking funniest people alive. no joke!

in a parallel universe there is someone just like me, except not such a goddamn coward. i wonder how her life turned out. if an object in motion will stay in motion until acted upon by an outside force, where is my brick wall? unless... i just hit it. scary. again, i should stop laughing and start thinking.

i'm invincible. i'm going to live forever. what a nice feeling.