well i woke up this morning and i got myself a beer.

[comradepete]

the future is uncertain and the end is always near. i today i recieved the most tempting spam email i have seen in a long time. it was offering free oreos. damn they sounded good. i love oreos and milk. i really did wake up this morning and have a beer, the doors inspired me. wouldnt it be nice to be crazy, because then you you wouldnt have to

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[noppi]

Yes, being diagnosed as insane would be the greatest thing. You could have an excuse for everything.

"We're screening your call so if you want someone to pick up, please leave a message."

I hate answering machines...

[mymaria]

the worst part of the message on the machine is that peter leaves a space between "pick-up" and then starts off cheery with "Leave a message" Damn I hate it.

[mymaria]

I sat next to a lady on a bus who was having a full blown conversation with herself. After a while she looked me in the eyes and said, "HELLO!!". (I didn't think she was talking to me at first) So I turned and said "hullo" and she said "Not you idiot"

[woyzek]

oreos and milk are so damn good. I know I shouldn't admit this, but I really like the double stuff oreos. Am I crazy. We really should change our machine, even your dad said so.