[Akiha]
I said I had something to say to you, didn't I? It's probably something you won't want to hear...
[/Akiha]
[Men]
If you're reading this, you've been drafted into the Testosterone Alliance. We need refuge from our women overlords and shelter from the horrendous cooties. Therefore, it's our job to stand up to our oppressors and fight the good fight. And just hang out and have fun without someone glaring over our shoulders.
Oh yeah, any traitors will have their heads removed.
[/Men]
You see nothing, females of the city. Nothing.