If you own a parasol and are super serious about its purpose, please delete me from your friend's list. It probably won't work out.

Good golly, I'm back in New York in nine days. I'm so ready, even though I'm not at all. Maybe this weekend will be packing time, as opposed to every other time where all the packing's done the night before ( Read more... )

I just ordered two things from Amazon today:


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So, I've got my financial aid matters taken care of. There was about $25,000 in scholarship money in jeopardy, and I was honestly scared that I wouldn't be able to go back this year. This tends to happen every year and it seems to get more and more IMPOSSIBLE, but I think it's going to be okay ( Read more... )

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I'm fairly certain that I've smoked pot every single day this summer, except for probably three or four days. You see, my theory is that if I smoke as much pot as possible for really cheap down in Houston, then I can go back to New York and get slightly offended when my dealer tries to sell me an eighth for 50 bucks. I don't think I can settle for ( Read more... )

By golly, the weather down in Texas is actually nice, and not hideously humid like I envisioned it would be. During weeknights, after I get home from work, I like to put on a pair of shorts and a T-shirt, sit outside and smoke a joint. The sun goes down pretty late now--at around 9pm--which gives me ample time to enjoy the warm air and the quiet ( Read more... )

This weekend, I'm gonna attempt to watch all the Lord of the Rings trilogy in one sitting with Desirae. Honestly, I'm a little terrified, but people seem to love it so whatevs.

Also, I find it very hard to tout my social tolerance when the mere thought of Pregnant Man Thomas makes me sad. Thank you, Pregnant Man Thomas!

Do you ever listen to the radio--any radio station, really, but specifically those listen-while-you-work-as-we-bombard-you-with-shitty-Nickelback-songs--and hear a song that you've absolutely DESPISED in the past and you find yourself singing along, only to catch yourself by the time the second verse ends? That happened to me today with a Shania ( Read more... )