This sucks.

1. Use fanfiction.net's Search >> Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.

2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.Ask and ye shall receive ( Read more... )

Gakked from vickita's friends list:

How to make a concorde
Ingredients:

1 part mercy

5 parts self-sufficiency

5 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I like it. Shake it like a Polaroid picture!

It's 1:30 pm in Italy -- no wonder I can't go back to sleep ( Read more... )

One of the perks of going to an international affairs university is the jokes. Bet you didn't think you'd hear a Ukrainian joke today, did you?

The Soviet Union collapses, and Ukraine becomes independent in 1991. A Ukrainian guy catches a rabbit in the forest, comes home and asks his wife to fry it for him. She says, "Honey, we have no butter ( Read more... )

... but I can't help it today. Hearing the voices of people committing to one another for the rest of their lives on NPR, or reading of their joy and boundless love in the newspapers, is getting me all weepy. Gay people are the last group left to be discriminated against, and now the barriers are falling. They can love and be in love ( Read more... )

LOL! This is funny. I've already lived one fantasy (living in Italy), so I'd forgotten there are so many more (usually involving staggeringly good-looking gentlemen).

I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they would LIKE to do with me SOMEDAY.

Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.I ( Read more... )

We had a violent riot outside our university building yesterday. Out of outrage over the pictures of British and American troops abusing Iraqi prisoners, 30-50 Italian students and protesters came to prevent a representative of one of the abusive governments (the British Ambassador to Italy) from speaking at our school ( Read more... )

What would you do with that $1 million?

Woman buys 10,000 candy bars, drives off in limo

LOL!

An interesting article on the importance of understanding your market -- and the real reason why Betamax failed ( Read more... )

:::looks ashamed ( Read more... )