Weirdest new years eve resolution you have heard?

[concrete]

Mine is:

"stop talking to mayonnaise."

Comments

[miss_chance]

Mayonnaise cannot be trusted.

[moominmolly]

I um. That is a goal I have already accomplished in 2011! I suppose I can feel proud!

[chthonictonic]

what about hollandaise? Does this apply to all raw-egg based items or just spreads? I HAVE TO KNOW. Also, I would like the raw eggs to stop talk to me. HALP?

oh wait. this is not *your* new years resolution, is it? nevermind, carryon, my what a fine day we're having, isn't it?

[catling]

It's when it starts talking back that you really have to worry... ;)